Tell a lie about the person above you

I don't know if this will be as popular as some of the other games on here, but I figure it would be fun. The rules are fairly simple. You post a lie about the person above you, so for example:

Poster 1: -insert original post here-

Poster 2: ^You like to eat bugs.

Random shit like that. Whatever, I'm sure people will come up with better things than that.

((Just as a side note, everyone who posts below me is automatically gay o: ))

He loves me. WAIT! Thats a fact!

He is cool.

He is sexy!

He has a penis.

He can't suck penisu well.

He likes vagina.

He isnt a total pervert.

He has the sexiest Avatar I have ever seen.

Doesn't know shit about Yu Yu Hakusho. <w<

Hes not psycho.

Knows Ryu's a girl

Thinks ecstacy knows what hes talking about

^ Is straight.

Had his first kiss.

Has not sucked dick,

Did not just open this thread up to various yaoi references :o

Is totally not obsessed with Yaoi and watching two men fuck. >>

Would not give himself to Gackt even if he was cosplaying Sephiroth and doing a striptease. <_<

(not in front of the kids x3)

Ryu would absolutely not have Travis Touchdown's babies

Would way past zetta not have Sho Minamimoto's gaybies. (cwutididthar)

Is female.

Is Fail?

Is so uberly cool!

Is Twin of Thanh?