Post your Chuck Norris jokes here, I'll post first obviously.
Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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lol i have one
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands, now it's known as the islands. x]
chuck norris once went to the virgin islands, now it's known as the islands. x]
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Chuck norris doesn't jump high, he pushes the earth down
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When Chuck norris donates blood, he declines the needle and asks for a bucket.
When Chuck norris donates blood, he declines the needle and asks for a bucket.
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When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
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I Hate Chuck Norris Jokes.
They're just not funny.
They're just not funny.
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Sometimes they are...just not usually
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Poison wrote:I Hate Chuck Norris Jokes.
They're just not funny.
gtfo.
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D: Blake, you're mean D=
f3
f3
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alright i'm confused...what is f3
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Haha lol... just ignore it. F3 is a habit i got while playing Maple Story.
F3 is a face... like... umm...
Someone explain plox.
F3 is a face... like... umm...
Someone explain plox.
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Chuck norris jokes are old but so good.
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Ok, I have an awesome one. "Chuck Norris once had sex in a fire-truck, and a bit of his sperm leaked into the engine....The fire-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
I LOL'ed so hard.
Jesus walks on water....Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
Every night before going to bed, the Bogeyman looks in his closet hoping not to find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I LOL'ed so hard.
Jesus walks on water....Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
Every night before going to bed, the Bogeyman looks in his closet hoping not to find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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